What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 01:49
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
Then came..
A common herb shows promise for boosting brain health and fighting Alzheimer’s - PsyPost
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?